Tuesday, August 5, 2008

مين قال جملة "اذا أردت شيئا بشدة فأطلق سراحه"؟؟

اذا اردت شئ فأطلق سراحه..طبعا سمعت الجملة دي في فيلم أحمد حلمي ظرف طارق وكله كان محتار مين صاحب الجملة دي وهل هي صح ولا لأ حقيقية ولا لأ..
عموما صاحب الجملة دي اللي قالبة الدنيا هو
Alison Willcocks
وكان في موضوع طريف أجنبي ماعرفش مين كاتبه بصراحة لإني لقيته علي الياهو أنسرز وكان بيحاول يطبق الجملة دي علي كل الناس حتي بيل جيتس قولت أنقلكم الموضوع ده لأنه حلو قوي

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was....




THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set hom free...
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back within some time
forget him.


Patient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait.
until he comes back...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
* If he comes back,
and if you love him still,
set him free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_he))
m_he.free()
if(m_he == NULL)
m_he= new CHe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees
but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
He'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he loves you,
the probability of him coming back is high
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set him free.



HR specialist:
If you love someone
set him free by
Offering him VRS and other benefits
Then outsource him!!!

* 1 year ago

Source(s):
my friend sent this via email

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